February 2010
39 posts
I Love Bioshock
Just beat the game :D
The ending could have been more epic, with a more epic boss fight, but the story overall, was just awesome.
January 2010
28 posts
I remember when we all thought Halo 3 was the best...
Now, its all about CoD Modern Warfare2
“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every...
-Winston Churchill
REBLOG IF... all those years you watched Blues...
givesmehope:
(via IDoThat2)
SENSETIVITY 5
THE BEST SENSETIVITY ON MW2 EVER (imo)
turning around fast has saved my life countless times today
haha
w00t
Well, I'm going to Arizona Tomorrow.
Goodbye for now SD.
LGMH →
givesmehope:
LOVEgivesmehope:
Today in the Walmart parking lot I saw an older couple, not exactly what you would call fit, leaving the store. The woman was carrying a bag and the man leaned over and took it from her. That’s when I saw him whisper something in her ear.
Suddenly she broke into a run, as did he. She won the race to the truck.
Her prize was a kiss.
“if i was lying, could i look you in the eye and comb my hair?”
– george lopez (via mondojergens) (via heybasil) (via hai-san)
AARON. LOLZ
Forest Gump: Will you marry me? I'd make a good husband Jenny
Jenny: You would Forest
Forest: But, you won't marry me
Jenny: You don't wanna marry me
Forest: Why don't you love me Jenny?
Forest: I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is
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LOLOLOL AWWWHHHYEEEE
MW2 Turns into SECKS
You: LETS PLAY MW2
You: NAo
Stranger: i need a female
You: NAO
You: ANO
You: NAO
Stranger: hi male here, you ??
You: IM FEMALE NAO
You: NAO
You: I GOT BEWBZ
You: GOGOGO
You: EAT THEM
You: GO MW2 NAO
Stranger: i am horny with cam and msn
Stranger: asl
You: MSN IS FOR FAGGS
HAHA I just wanted to play MW2 that horny son of a gun
Best. Convo. Evar (with a stranger) [Omegle.com...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you want to play a game>?
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: SAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhh
You: RUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: not saw like i swears
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
You: IM SCAARRRRED
Stranger: i swears!
Stranger: trust me
Stranger: lets play a game
You: YOURE GUNNA STICK A KEY IN MY EYESOCKET
You: AAAAAAHHHHHHH
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: no i'm not
Stranger: trust me
Stranger: lets play
You: NEEEEVEEER
You: IM TOO SCAAARED
You: AHHHHHHHHHH
You: SCAAAAARRRED
Stranger: okay: you awake with no recollection of your afternoon. You have a key stuck in your eye socket. You are trapped in an empty room, chained to some random plumbing. In the middle of the room lies a dead man.
Stranger: what do you do?
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
You: RUUNN AAAWWWAAAYYY
Stranger: you cant run you are chained
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: you notice a saw by your left leg
You: AHHHHHHHHH
You: sAWWWWWWWWWWWw
Stranger: yes, a saw, by your left leg
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
You: I'd be a man and cut my left hand off
You: then my nads
Stranger: you cut off your left hand
Stranger: and your nads
Stranger: then you realize: it is your leg that is chained
Stranger: all that pain for nothing!
You: OHHHNOOOOOOO
Stranger: what do you do?
You: cut off my left toes
You: then the foot
You: then the leg
You: then i RRRUNNNAAAAWWWAAAAAY
You: oh wait
You: i couldnt run with just one foot
You: ...
You: HHHOOOPP AAWWAAAAYYY
Stranger: okay so you cut off your toes, your foot, and your leg (in that order). You hop to the end of a long hallway only to find that the door has been bricked over
Stranger: you find a note on the brick
You: OHHHNOOOOO
You: ICCAANT REEEAAAD
You: wait
You: a music note?
You: :D
Stranger: the note 'c' is etched on a piece of paper
Stranger: suddenly the room is filled with the sound of a piano repeatedly striking the C note
You: AHHHHHHHH
You: THATS THE WOORRST NOOOTE I KNOWWW OFFFF
You: RUUUNNAAWWWAAAAYYY
Stranger: you run back to the main room to notice the person who was dead was only asleep
Stranger: he has a message for you
Stranger: he says:
Stranger: "IF YOU DONT CUT MY HEAD OFF THAN I WILL CUT YOURS OFF!!!!!@"
Stranger: what do you do?
You: RUUUNAAWAAAYYYY
You: AHHHHHHHH
You: HOW CAN HE CUT OFF MY HEAD AFTER I CUT HIS OFF?!?!
You: SHOULDNT HE BE DEAD?
You: AHHHHHHHH
Stranger: he was dead
Stranger: but he was awoken by the musical note c
Stranger: too bad you couldnt read
You: ZOOOMBBIEEEE
You: OHHHHNOOOOOOOO
Stranger: the zombie man approaches you slowly groaining "BRAINSSSSS"
Stranger: he has a saw in his hand too
Stranger: what do you do
You: RUUUNNAAWWAAAAYYYY
Stranger: you run down the hallway, the c note is still playing, the zombie is still walking
Stranger: you drop your saw
You: OOHHNOOOO
Stranger: the zombie picks it up
Stranger: you are cornered
Stranger: the music is still playing
Stranger: you see a speaker
Stranger: it looks to be the source of the music
Stranger: the zombie is 10 feet away
Stranger: approaching at a speed of 1 ft/sec
Stranger: 9
Stranger: 8
Stranger: 10
Stranger: 7
Stranger: 6
Stranger: 5
You: AHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: 4
You: RUUN
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
You: HIT THE THING
You: WITH MY HEAD
You: LIKE A MAN
You: RAM INTO THE SPEAKER
You: like a man
Stranger: you hit the zombie with your head like a man
You: NOO THE SPEAKER
Stranger: and then ram your head into the speaker like a man
You: YESSSs
Stranger: you pass out for three seconds
Stranger: when you awake
You: NOOOOOO
Stranger: the zombie is riding you like a cheap whore
You: IMA MANI DONT PASS OUT
You: *MAN
Stranger: you struggle at first but then realise that its pointless
You: NOOOOOOO
Stranger: so you try to enjoy it
You: BUT ima MAN
You: not a WHORE
Stranger: after a few minutes, he cums on your face like a little bitch
You: I CANT ENJOY WHAT I HATE
You: OHHHNOOOOOO
Stranger: and then he grabs the saws again
Stranger: you have nowhere to run
You: Id cut off his dick
You: with his own saw
Stranger: the speaker still blasts the music
You: BUT I RAMMED THAT
Stranger: you make a lunging attempt for a saw to cut his dick off
Stranger: but you miss
You: I FELT THE ELECTRICITY AND EVERYTHING
You: HOW DO I MISS
You: IS IT THAT SMAALLL?
Stranger: the ramming seemed to damage the speaker, its not quite broken
Stranger: maybe another blow would do
You: THEN I GO AGAIIINNNN
Stranger: the zombie finished cleaning up
You: SMAAASSSHHH
Stranger: you ram the speaker, the zombie collapses and you have saved the day
Stranger: or have you?
You: YES
You: I HAVE
Stranger: you are still locked in an empty room
You: I HOPE
You: OHHHNOOOOO
Stranger: suddenly you hear a voice
You: can it be full of lesbos?:D
You: a female voice?:D
Stranger: "YOU HAVE SURVIVED THE FIRST CHALLENGE" the voice says
You: YESSS
You: IMA SURVIVORR
Stranger: "NOW YOU MUST SURVIVE THE FINAL CHALLENGE:"
You: SUCCESSS
You: OHHHNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Stranger: "LESSSSBBBIIIIAAAANNNNSSS'
You: :D
Stranger: "Good luck...."
You: ohhhyeeee
Stranger: suddenly, the door that was bricked over explodes
Stranger: revealing a hallway with a light at the end
You: LIIIIGGGGGHHHT
You: MUST RUN TO LIIGHT
You: RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN
Stranger: you run to the light
You: RUUUUNNIING
Stranger: unfortunately, you are out of shape and must rest every few yards
Stranger: the running takes you hours
You: IM NOT FAT
Stranger: when you finally reach the end
You: IM LIKE THE FLASH
Stranger: you are big boned
You: 8=====D?
Stranger: when you finally reach the end you are exhaustedd
Stranger: you crawl into a magnificant room filled with naked lesbians who go bi sometimes
Stranger: they all want to do you
You: :DDD
Stranger: unfortunately, you are much too tired
You: IM NOT TIRED FOR THAT
Stranger: you ask if you can rest first, maybe fuck them all in the morning
You: ILL BE A MAN AND TAKE IT INNN
Stranger: the lesbians are not ones to be denied sexually
You: OHHYEEE
You: I will not deny them
Stranger: the let you rest, but while you are sleeping they slit your throat and make love in the pool of your blood
Stranger: the end
You: NOOOOOOOOOO
You: lol
You: dude that was the best conversation I've ever had here
You: haha
Stranger: at least you died doing something you loved
Stranger: - sleeping
You: haha yessss
You: that was the best
Stranger: just doing my job
Stranger: until next time, friend
You: Goodbye
Stranger: goodnight
You: Ill meet you in the near future
Stranger: i truly hope so. i hope you dont mean outside of my apartment
Stranger: goodbye
You: ofcourse not haha
You: bye
TUMBLR GMH →
givesmehope:
On the night of Dec. 30, Haleigh Hess from Kent, Washington posted a suicide note on Tumblr, a social networking site.
In minutes, over 400 of people reblogged her post to gain awareness. The local police dept received over 60 calls from all over warning them, and they got to her in time.
Hundreds of people who have never met in real life coming together to save a stranger GMH.
...
:D
I just got DJ Hero :) ooooohhhhhhhyyyyeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh.
I’m happy.
The same day I'm supposed to get DJ Hero...
I have to go to school ._.
This. Is. BullShat.
